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September 2010

Respect My SLEEP!

dammit!

Aug 31, 20104 notes
When ppl use the phrase "i'm over it" are they really over it?

No?

Yea didn’t think so either.

K thanks, bye.

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August 2010

@skyave

 skyave replied to your post: thank ya! how are you today? the first step is to get ya ass off tumblr

Loool! yes and that is wat i’m planning to do right now. Toodles!

Aug 31, 2010
thank ya! how are you today?

I’m doing well! trying to stop procrastinating and do this homework

Aug 31, 2010
A LEFTside Story.: Don't judge me. → breezyleftington.tumblr.com

You ever had someone say “no homo” to something NO ONE thought was gay….that means that person was thinking of gay scenarios in their head BEFORE saying what they said.

It’s KINDA the same with “don’t judge me”….you know you just said something VERY questionable, so you’re just throwing it out…

Aug 31, 2010
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@nappyandhappy

 nappyandhappy replied to your link:Ladies check out the new feminine product for your va-jay-jays o_O! huh? reusable? sooo when it needs to be ‘changed’ are you rinsing and wringing it out in the sink? -____-

Girl i don’t know. The whole idea just makes me wanna vomit!

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A lion wouldn't cheat but I know a Tiger Wood...

(via findingnemo)

tehehe!

not my words. =]

Aug 31, 20105 notes
Body no be Firewood.

That is all!

Aug 31, 20101 note
Ladies check out the new feminine product for your va-jay-jays o_O! → missjia.com
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@mschinnybaby

 mschinnybaby replied to your post: @mschinnybaby

my dear o ezioku ki ne kwu! o nwere ihe di eba cha cha!! as in ehn i just want to go back && enjoy life. with driver, house help, no tax biko na enjoyment now! eba you will work till you die smh kmt!



exactly! i na alugbu onwe gi no olu, na awkwu nonsense bills yet i na wonder where your money went. but back home u price your own stuff lol, “madam oya take 10 naira for this one na” lol “anh anh u no go put jara?” ahh i miss home o, as in here u can’t go anywhere to have fun oburu na i nwero ugbo, back home u can walk down the street to ur friend’s house or a house party/bday going on next door, no invites needed lol u know how that is now. hearing mama nkechi and mama tolu abusing each other in the streets “u dey craze! u no dey shame, husband snatcher, shame on u” loool! closest place that can remind me of home a little bit is NYC.

Aug 31, 20102 notes
@mschinnybaby

 mschinnybaby replied to your post: @mschinnybaby LOL you ain’t say NOTHING but some words! smh lol eba o diro easy at alll! land of oppurtiny ike m. smh NONSENSE i beg uka na ube dey call my name icheku na udara fa ncha niile agua na gu m eba! lol idk america just isn’t as good as everyone thinks

Ewoooo nne iye egbu’m here o biko. Chai! icheku, udara, real ukwa, real abacha(the ones here taste funny) land of oppo gini? biko biko hapu that thing. the only opportunity no eba bu oku na ezigbo uzo and umu small small jobs like mcdonalds and ndi ozo. Ndi obodo oyibo amaro ka esi eme nwanne, fa gbalu wicked ka’m gwa kwa gi. It’s not all roses and champagne biko, land of suffer head is what it should be called

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@mschinnybaby

 mschinnybaby replied to your post: @mschinnybaby

LMBOo heey my dear ; EHN!!? that is the same thing me i dey wish ooh! this america is just tufwakwa! i mean yea yea yea it’s advanced nshit but 9ja is home ; it just doesn’t get any better than that! i miss it so much



Yes ooh tufiakwa indeed!, as in i’ve been here since ‘95 my leg never reach home since then. Na curse? abeg i wan go home o, even though i’ll have a hard time adjusting but ehn i’ll survive joh, make i take my own mouth abuse NEPA when they take light, and shout UP NEPA!!! when they bring it back lol, i wan chop real suya chop real buns, roasted corn and pear, chai! make una come carry me commot for here ooo!!!! lol until i don ready to return to yankee. LoL!

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@mschinnybaby

 mschinnybaby replied to your post: @mschinnybaby lol yup - they pulled the whole “go learn your culture ish on me the 1st year then i came back to the states && then i had to go back again cause i got in trouble. but i LOVED it! best years of my life

Lol! tsk tsk tsk! they thought they were punishing you but did you a favor instead lol. I need to go back soon, i’ve been here too long biko. Somebody needs to throw me into their excess luggage and fly me back home right quick lol.

Aug 31, 20101 note
@mschinnybaby

 mschinnybaby replied to your post:- Lol well ; i can speak but not like very well but i understand everything perfectly && i can write kinda sorta :) i was born here ; but i went to school in 9ja for 3yrs :))

Ohhhh! lol that’s what happened lol. Boarding School?

Aug 31, 20101 note
Woo ah, mercy mercy me, Ah things ain't what they used to be, no no Where did all the blue skies go? Poison is the wind that blows from the north and south and east Woo mercy, mercy me, mercy father Ah things ain't what they used to be, no no Oil wasted on the ocean and upon our seas, fish full of mercury
Aug 31, 20102 notes
#Marvin Gaye #Mercy Me #Music
- Lol well ; i can speak but not like very well but i understand everything perfectly && i can write kinda sorta :)

wow! that’s awesome! excitement lol. were u born here or in Nigeria?

Aug 31, 20101 note
marriage! *SIGH* isn't it lovely!RIGHT! ... I know he didn't ask for no damn pink hair! she just wanted to be a barbie!

see i used to like barbie but now everyone wants to be one, pink and plastic. So ummm yea not sexy -__- only barbie can be barbie cuz that’s what she does, be a barbie. Lol

Aug 31, 20102 notes
Hey Hey Hey It's New Tumblr Comrades! *Bankhead Bounce*

Ello Mates!

How do u do?

Thanx for the love

I’m Honored

Cheerio!

*HuGs*

Aug 31, 20103 notes

fashionlurve:

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Aug 31, 20107 notes
lmaoo i knew i wasnt the onli one not feeling her hair du !

Lool! ugh! she just looks like a tall oompa loompa!

Aug 31, 2010
Aug 31, 2010
"My Left-over"

I’ve heard ppl use this term quite often when they’re referring to their ex. Females in particular use this term a lot. For example: “she can have him, besides he’s my left-over”. Now I’m guessing they use it to make themselves feel better that another female is with their former lover? I dunno, but when u think about it, the guy or girl you’re currently dating or in a relationship with was also someone else’s “left-over” u could’ve possibly been someone’s “left-over” or else that guy/girl has never had a relationship or been initimate with anyone b4 and u happened to be their “first” then maybe that term could be used. So why use the term “left-over” when it could also pertain to u. Neverthelss, I don’t really like that word “left-over” to refer to an ex lover, that’s just not right to me. *shrug*

Aug 31, 20105 notes
#My 2cents #Not Yours #Random Thought #Relationships #Left-Overs"
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Hey Hey Hey! =]
Aug 31, 2010
Ututu Oma
Aug 31, 20105 notes
#igbo #language #Nigeria #how to say good morning
Good Night!
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@mschinnybaby

you’re super fluent in igbo too! lol, so u speak and write it too?

Aug 31, 2010
@mschinnybaby

 mschinnybaby replied to your post: Ndewo nu kedu ki me my sister!

Lol. Adi’m mma ke kwanu?

Aug 30, 20101 note
@naturallyunorthodox

 naturallyunorthodox replied to your post: Ndewo nu “ndewo nu, ndewo nu, that’s igbo I speak, that’s igbo I speak” do you know that’s a song I learned. Lol
Lol! really? i’ve never heard it before.

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Ndewo nu
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#igbo #language #Nigeria #how to say hello
*hugs*

BIG *HUG*

Aug 30, 2010
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A Woman Throwing Puppies In A River → liveleak.com

kudostohope:

My soul was and currently is crushed, after watching this video. 

seoulseoulseoul:bighairblog:themichaelkiggins:greenstripedbeanie

Aug 30, 2010
Stuff Nigerian People LIke → stuffnigerianpeoplelike.com

aintitgrand:

IT’S FUNNY CAUSE IT’S TRUUUUUUUUUUUE

Lmao! I’m mad at how accurate this is! sad, funny, TRUE!

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fashionlurve:

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hey! was wondering...what state do you reside?

Hello!

I’m in Georgia

Aug 30, 2010
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