Apples and Peanut Butter

Makes me wanna take a couple of shots myself

And i dont even drink.

In the mean time i’ll be taking shots of this water and dance my tuchus to the bathroom.

Every 30 mins. No shame

Now it’s called ‘forever lazy’?

Pls stop.

Im gonna need them to start discussing possible employment plans and leave the internet alone. If they’re bored and have nothing else to do, get a tumblr, create jobs, make that chic sallie mae disappear, create jobs, buy me a car, take me shopping, create jobs, buy me a house, send me on a vacation to Bali, bury sallie mae alive, create jobs. The internet shouldn’t be on their to do list. Yet.

I’m sleepy now.

Is that bad?

>_

I just might be a perfectionist

deveninanewdress:

i want him to treat my vagina like the fucking israeli-palestinian divide for a week.
just leave me alone.
don’t touch me below my neck.
go away.
there are 52 weeks in a year, and i will fuck you happily for 40 of them, and give you blowjobs for the remaining 12, but leave me the fuck alone.
don’t say not one damn word about period sex neither.
what happens if i die while we fucking?
now the bed looks like a crime scene.
and your dick was the murder weapon.
nope.
nope.
nope.
leave me be.

lmao! only you girl only you!

I once wished i had a Tyra Banks forehead so that i can wear bangs >_<.

Carry on with your lives.