June 2011
May 2011
why did that pasta look like french fries with stew on top?
ok i think hunger is affecting my sight.
food hunting now.
Don't ever use my past against me.
So here's how my math class works:
What we learn in class:
1 + 1
Homework:
-55x + 47x
Test:
398y + 240x^2(3454x + 84) + 83/43x(x - 454)(354 - yx)
Come get yo grand pappy!
Grand pappy: so u gonna buy me a pretzel or u gonna buy me the world?
Et Moi: *smiles*
Grand pappy: u look very beautiful
Et moi: tenks :)
Grand pappy: i like your hair, it’s very beautiful
Et Moi: tenks :)
Grand pappy: ever played golf? i’m a pro golfer
Et Moi: oh? no, I’ve never played golf. tenks :)
Grand pappy: i’d love to take u one day. Take you dancing, give you the whole world.
Et Moi: aww really? tenks :)
Grand pappy: Yea, you’re really beautiful. i’d like to do things i never got to do when i was married.
Et Moi: shuoooooooo?! oh. ok. =/
Grand pappy: Yea i’m just here for a golf game and to see my daughter, she lives with my ex-girlfriend. yea she’s a bitch…blah blah blah
Et Moi: oh yea? oh wow. ok
Grand pappy: *gives me his number* i’d really like u to call me ok? i’d like to give u the world.
Et Moi: oh? ok. tenks :)
Grand pappy: *sneaks up on me* by the way i didn’t get your name
Et Moi: *startled* oh Nneka. tenks :)
Grand pappy: make sure u call me ok?
Et Moi: ok sure. tenks :) bye!
I mean drop kick me Jesus to the goal post of life granpa! how dare you interrupt me and my auntie anne’s soft pretzels?!
This weather should make wearing clothes illegal!
I'm the nicest asshole you'll ever meet.
ewww get that creepy crying baby thingy with the arms away from here!
a chic is trying to have sweet dreams not nightmares
Play
” People think a soul mate is your perfect fit, and that’s what everyone wants. But a true soul mate is a mirror, the person who shows you everything that’s holding you back, the person who brings you to your own attention so you can change your life. A true soul mate is probably the most important person you’ll ever meet, because they tear down your walls and smack you awake. But to live with a soul mate forever? Nah. Too painful. Soul mates, they come into your life just to reveal another layer of yourself to you, and then they leave. And thank God for it.”
“Richard” (via Eat Pray Love)
Never confuse my kindness for weakness
you’ll regret the outcome.
Mr. Ice cream truck man, sir
why the hell are u playing christmas carols?
the hell?
do i want ice cream or candy canes? confused.
TAG!
1-one body part that turns you on?
2-two things you're happy about?
3-three important people in your life?
4-four things on your agenda?
5-five reasons for you to be alive?
6-six things you want?
7-seven shows you like?
8-eight people to copy and paste this on their ask boxes
i’m tagged again? here comes laziness!
1. my elbow
2. i woke up. i peed
3. fam, me, and my pet elephant (he’s so big!)
4. eat, nap, read this book, and tumble (on my bed)
5. the world needs me and my unicorn, i have unfinished business, ppl owe me some monies, there’s more shopping to be done, i still haven’t gotten the chance to do hoodrat things with my friends (sigh)
6. i want it all, brand new socks and draws, another unicorn, a bike, world peace, a bottle of lucozade, meatpies, and a walk on the beach. (is that more than six?) oops!
7. criminal minds, lie to me, modern family, antm, the big bang theory. 5 is all me got.
8. too much work, i’m running a blog here! (^__^)
South Africans, y'all can SANG!
i’m sure i’ve said this b4
Kim Kardashian engaged= More tv time.
More foolery
shit might not last
Another khloe and lamar
And i just….
no more criminal minds? *sigh*
now what?!
Love is like a roller coaster. When it's over, you throw up.
well, for some.
This chic asked me if Jamaica was in Africa.
she then proceeded to ask if there were apartments in Africa.
It’s 2011 and ignorance is getting worse.
