When I buy a bag of air and the company is nice enough to put in some chips
LMFAOOOOO
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !
June 2011
That planking bit ppl are doing?
saw it the first time and thought “wtf are these ppl doing?”
Then saw pics of slaves in that same position
Then read the history
And yea….not even in the same zip code as funny.
And get that vagina bit off my dash please. tenks guys!
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Indecent Exposure Alert!
Ricky boobies Ross!
“If the sun claims that it has power over the moon, let it shine in the night.”
—Nigerian Proverb (via fyeahafrica)
watching ghost adventures on the travel channel
yea i don’t really buy it.
i just hope i can sleep tonight tho.
i’m not scared
i’m just saying
Autocorrect gets on my nerves!
Damn, smart-ass phone! I know what I’m talking about. Leave my words alone! Respect my slang, bitch!
Oh shrinkage, i adore u!
-_______-
To my Ghanaian friends :)
what does Ahayede mean?
So u just gonna cross the street with no shirt on and flaunting ur wash board abs at me like that huh?
Oh ok.
hmmm, i wonder if FUBU is hiring or Kani or maybe k-swiss.
Yes! job hunt!
So then a 3yr old looks at me and says "hey, you have big boobs"
Gee, thanks kid.
When i'm sad/stressed, i look at shoes to cheer up
could i possibly have a problem? o__O
*sigh* I'll be back on Monday
when this celeb beef jerky is over.
I’m sure that’s how long it’ll take ya’ll to get over it.
Who run the world?
Uncle Sam
Who run the world?
SallieMae
Who run the world?
Gas prices
Who run the world?
Bills
feel free to add.
Friday Foolery: Jordan Heels Make Jesus Cry →
dirtyprettythangs.com
Why do I even log on to these social networks daily?? WHY?!?!
Oh, that’s right. So I can see what fckery abounds in the world. And there is a’plenty. A’PLENTY, I SAY!
Today for some odd reason the atrocity that is “Jordan Heels” was trending on Twitter. Again, WHY??Just in case you don’t know what Jordan Heels are, stop what you’re doin’ cuz I’m about to ruin the image and the style that you’re used to. #WordToHumpty.
This here is a Jordan Heel.
Alert Homeland Security. These should never cross our boarders.
These shoes are the proof of us living in a world of confusion. End days, y’all. Jordan Heels are what keep credit scores low, children out of libraries and chicken from being fried. This Corrupted Foot Couture is why President Obama is graying so fast and why I can’t get a date. These “shoes” are a scourge upon society. Jordan Heels make Jesus cry.
Man, listen…I did not go to Calvary for this bull.
Why do these exist? Who sanctioned this bullshyt? I know it couldn’t have been a woman. No woman in her right mind would think to take the comfort and safety of a sneaker and genetically infuse it with the torturous uncertainty of a high-heeled shoe and create the ugliest thing ever stitched in a Chinese sweatshop. AND which yamp is buying this and wearing it out like this is what makes their life complete? Who was with their homie and saw these in the popular urban wear store down at the strip mall and was like “Gurrrlll, dese gon’ go good wit dat #alphet I got outta Dots last week. Finna wear dese to da club an’ stunt on hoez!”
Oh. Here she is:
Ma’am, what you’re doing is emotional terrorism upon The Savior.
Ya’ll need to cut this out. Boycott. Write letters of protest. If see someone pick them up in the store, run and tackle that broad to the ground. INTERVENE! For the sake of our people! Dare I say, for the sake of the nation. When our women wear Jordan Heels, the terrorists win!!!
Save our sisters. Save ourselves. Amen.
~pbg
i don’t think i can breath! should i give up or should i just keep chasing pavements? “Jordan heels make jesus cry” and the last pic. Yes, i would like to quit this planet now. thank you. oh and I love this lady! lmao!
@ crackhead keekeers a.k.a "felicia"
That’s so interesting. I don’t speak japanese either!. so find us a sexy tutor ;)
And no you can’t borrow my VCR! damn!
This may sound really peculiar, but i find your sense of humor really attractive. you seem really down to earth, which is an aphrodisiac in itself. lol dont change and have a wonderful night. :)
oy! *le blush*
oh but why must thou be anonymous?
all the same, tenks! anonymous one.
Red, Red Wine
UB40
ub40- red red wine
Just in case.
Depression Hotline: 1-630-482-9696
Suicide Hotline: 1-800-784-8433
LifeLine: 1-800-273-8255
Trevor Project: 1-866-488-7386
Sexuality Support: 1-800-246-7743
Eating Disorders Hotline: 1-847-831-3438
Rape and Sexual Assault: 1-800-656-4673
Grief Support: 1-650-321-5272
Runaway: 1-800-843-5200, 1-800-843-5678, 1-800-621-4000
Exhale: After Abortion Hotline/Pro-Voice: 1-866-439–4253
Reblogging because you know, someone out there could use one of these.
UP NEPA!!!!!
power is back!
sheesh that felt like ages.
How rude!
This storm takes the power without our permission. Smh!
I’m not ascared of the dark
I’m not ascared of the dark
I’m not ascared of the dark
I’m not ascared of the dark
I’m not ascared of the dark
I’m not ascared of the dark
I've gotten so used to rarely leaving the house and hanging out with people that the thought of actually doing something disturbs me slightly
Thanks to photoshop
i now question everything!
this world just might be a victim of photoshop too
Freedom Riders
Last night PBS aired Stanley Nelson’s documentary Freedom Riders about the men and women who refused to ride segregated and traveled together on trains and buses during the Jim Crow era South.
Watch the entire documentary online HERE.
via Breach of Peace: Portraits of the 1961 Mississippi Freedom Riders
Watch this.
INSANITY Workout Videos
*Click the link and enjoy the burn!
**I own absolutley NOTHING!!!
Oh my gosh. YES! My health teacher gave me a couple disks of it but this is great!!
nooooo freakin way! shit! awesome!
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