How do you tell someone with bad breath
That their hot atrocious steam of death is seriously jacking up your eyebrows and nose hairs?
How do you say it in a nice way? pull out a pack of gum and pray they ask you for a piece?
stick cotton balls in your nose and hope they get it?
Sip Listerine from a wine glass and hope they ask you what you’re drinking?
Ask them if they “smell that?” and spray the air with febreeze?
Tell them you’re conducting a survey on chewing gum and ask them to participate?
I’m serious, how?
